New Year's Resolution: No More Killing

That's my new year's resolution, up there in the title. No More Killing. See? Now it has to come true. I can't keep living like this, scared that I'll get caught. It came really close last time - I knew I'd missed something. Luckily, there was only a partial. I won't make that mistake next time.

Next time? Wait, there won't be a next time. I'm reformed. A changed man.

You better hope I am, anyway. Tied to that chair, you sure look an awful lot like my next victim. Hopefully I can keep my resolution. For your sake. And mine.