Cookie Boss

“Craig! Come on, we have to go!”
“You can’t rush perfection and handsome good looks, Dan.”
Craig sighed. “Only my nit-wit brother would interview for the same job as me. You know you shouldn’t be wearing mom’s shorts and a Cookie Monster shirt.”
“Shhhhhh. Maybe the boss loves cookies.”
The guys headed out and Craig was interviewed first.
Craig exits the door yelling to the boss, “Thanks bro, I’ll bring cookies when I start.”
Dan enters and nails the interview. “Did I get the job, boss?”
“Do you have cookies?”
“No?”
“No cookies, no job. Craig is our guy.”