Thick

James started academy the next day. He was nervous but extremely excited all at once. This was it, the big school.
After getting his subjects he was to be in through the door he took it through to his mum, to show her his new schedule.

"Look mum, on Monday I start off with English, French, we get a 15 minute break and..."

"What is it!?" Dick interrupted from the corner, after taking a swig of his Tenants lager.

"My classes". James replied.

"And what exactly do you want to be? Your thick as shit, you should study in McDonald's"