Dead Marriage

"Vivian!... Vivian!"

"Oh, what now Harold?"

"There's a worm on my face!"

"Moan, moan, moan, that's all I ever get"

"Now, come on Vivian, you know that's not true, I'm different to the others"

"Oh you think you're so much smarter, don't you!? Betty showed me that Fred managed to catch enough food for her and their three children yesterday, despite you claiming there's nothing going around!"

"Right, get the shovel, I'm heading out"

"To do what? Talk to our food?"

"You'll see"

"Ironic isn't it, I land the one zombie with a brain and yet he can't catch any!"