This is the story of a cat named Pinkyblue.
Pinkyblue, enjoyed sitting. He liked to lick his legs. Pinkyblue had one paw slightly larger than the other, which he used to scoop marmalade.
In the Autumn, Pinkyblue always pushes his milk outside. The milk would become more chilled, exactly how Pinkyblue enjoyed it.
If a leaf landed in his saucer, however, Pinkyblue would swipe it away, spilling milk everywhere. Pinkyblue would have a tantrum, rolling around in his milk.
Pinkyblue had a tall slave, who usually fetched him more milk.
One day the slave didn't return and Pinkyblue was hungry.