The Important Dating Choice

"So how's the dating going?" Ted asks Jeff.

"Horrible! I'm dating two women, and I just can't choose between them!" Jeff replies.

"Well surely you like one more than the other?"

"That's the thing, I don't think I do, infact, I think I hate them both equally!"

Ted laughs.

"So why are you dating them?"

"I'm stuck with these two, going for anyone else in the neighborhood would be too risky!"

"Ok... So what's wrong with them?"

"One is a pathological liar, the other, I'm pretty sure, is racist!"

"What you going to do?"

"Leave the country, find anyone else!"