The Cappuccino

Standing, waiting for his cappuccino, Jeff suddenly has the urge to sneeze. Before managing to pull out his hanky, it shoots out, releasing a cloud of moisture and snot.

"Cover your nose for Christ sake!" yells the old man.

"It was too quick, I'm sorry" Jeff apologises.

"I might catch all sorts now!"

"It was just a sneeze, I'm not ill"

"Millions of bugs are probably crawling all over me!"

"Calm down!, I'm clean!"

"Nobody sneezes like that if they're healthy!"

"Look, I can assure you your not going to catch anything!"

"Cappuccino for Jerm!" yells the barista.

"It's Jeff!!"