''Lie on the bed'' Marianne, the woman i had just met in the club, ordered. I obliged, getting slightly turned on by the forwardness.
Slowly my jeans reached my ankles, then my boxers.
I lay there as she stroked my penis, lightly with her fingertips, smirking.
''Do you like this? Don't lie i can tell'' she asked.
''Yeah''
''Am i incredibly beautiful? Don't lie i can tell''
''Yeah''
Marianne smirked.
''Will you call me tomorrow? Remember DON'T lie''
''Yeah''
Suddenly i felt harder than ever before, Marianne lifted and revealed her splinter covered hand.
''I warned you i could tell''
Ricky Moore almost 10 years ago
I was gutted, this genuinely came from my own head but last night i sat down and watched an episode of 'Louie' that i had recorded, and it turns out that in America there is a joke very similar to this drabble! :(