The Debate

''What are these women speaking about it is definitely aman's world!'' my wife barked at the tv.

''Well that's not quite true, it's more like 55/45'' i teased.

''How's that then!?'' she said, in her ''tone''.

''Well women can do anything men can do except pee standing up'' i joked.

This didn't go down well.

After around half an hour of trying to explain how i thought i was being funny and didn't realize i was being an idiot, it suddenly dawned on me, maybe we're both wrong, as she sipped the tea i made and i rubbed her feet.