Who wrote this?

I sit down, glass of wine in hand, drablr.com on the screen infront. I ponder what to write at 3 am. Suffering from writers block i stare at the blank square before me, down my wine, and then decide to go outside for a cigarette to get the creative juices flowing.

I just came back inside to find the above paragraph has been written, no one else lives here with me. I live alone and right now i am terrified, this is not a hoax, if anyone has access to my webcam let me know this isn't funny at all.