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I couldn't believe it, the internet is amazing, all i did was post an ad asking anyone if they would dine with me and here the couple are, like lambs to the slaughter.

''Now, you two, what d'ya prefer thigh or breast?'' I ask all innocent-like.

''I love a meaty thigh'' Rupert says turning to his wife as if it was some sort of in-joke.

I go into the kitchen grab my axe and chop their legs off. Ohhh they screamed. I take the thighs down to the basement where i keep my tied up daughter.

''supper time''

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    Frenchie about 10 years ago

    Thanks very much, no dinner for me tonight!! Where did you get this idea from? LOL

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    Peter Muscutt about 10 years ago

    Well that's me never accepting a dinner party invitation. Good work sir!

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    Ricky Moore about 10 years ago

    @francine- Sorry for spoiling your dinner :P. I have had an idea to this effect floating around in my head for a while now, if i could of made it longer the host would of been an amazing doctor with hints he was a cannibal when in actual fact he was just killing to feed his daughter whom he had experimented on and turned into some sort of zombie creature? :D haha

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    Ricky Moore about 10 years ago

    @zombiekiller- thanks man! appreciate it!

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