BillyBobs Confession

So i was standing outside smoking a cigarette. Suddenly a little black bag flew before me and got stuck in a puddle in front of me. I stared at it as it was something different to look at and noticed a face begin to appear in it. It was a windy day and it was almost as if the wind was sculpting the features. I began to hear strange noises which i assumed was the wind until glancing down i noticed the bag was speaking to me. We joked for a bit, then i went inside and killed my family.