Grandads NY Resolution

'Grandad, what's your best New Years Resolution' ? the email read.

'Well Billy, I promised myself that I would woo this blonde who worked in the coffee shop. I'd known her since we were 5 after she moved into the house two doors down. Every day I'd leave her a rose secretly after my coffee, until eventually, I'd built up the courage to personally hand her the scarlet rose. Me and your grandmother have been together ever since.

My best new years resolution however, was moving abroad. Now I don't have to answer these stupid questions in person.

Love, Grandad.'