The Fridge.

''I got it for only £20!'' explained Terry to Malcolm.

''Where did you get it?''

''Some Polski at the pub,it has voice command!, haven't managed to get the freezer door open yet though''

''Well there you go!''

''Yeah plus voice command is creepy, a little girl voice saying pomoc constantly, i can't find the button ''

''Mate the control says Sony and your fridge says Bosch!''

''Fucksake man! The Polish Bastard has scammed me!''

''POMOC, POMOC''

''Holy shit Terry that is creepy, it doesn't even sound like a robot''

''I know man, holy shit look at all the police outside!''