It was Zeke who found the solution. Everybody else was too busy running to think of how to fight the things.
“Zeke! Gitcha ass outchere ‘n git ‘n th’ celler!” yelled Granmaw. She grabbed the kid’s hand and started down the steps. The kid looked back and saw Zeke come out with a big pan and set it in the yard.
The zombies came shambling up, took a sniff, and fell to eating. They all dropped dead, with satisfied smiles.
“Yep,” said Zeke. “Et theyselves ta death, they did.”
Everybody always did say Zeke’s barbequed ribs were to die for.
Frenchie about 10 years ago
A good one Pearl. Thanks for the smile.
Pearl (Bea) about 10 years ago
Thanks, Francine. You're welcome. :-D
Kate Gowers about 10 years ago
I want to know whose ribs Zeke barbequed....
Ricky Moore about 10 years ago
I don't know why but the line “Zeke! Gitcha ass outchere ‘n git ‘n th’ celler!” just had me chuckling for about ten minutes, i'm pretty weird lol. Nice one!
Pearl (Bea) about 10 years ago
Thanks for reading! @mattygroves, "They's pig ribs," sez Zeke.
(Hope he ain't lying!) :-D
Pearl (Bea) about 10 years ago
@carolinasushi, glad you got a good laugh!
Bryan Thomas about 10 years ago
Super!
Peter Muscutt about 10 years ago
Just catching up on drabbles - loved this one. Would love to see this extended and made as a zombie movie!!
Stuart Lugg about 10 years ago
Hmm -hopefully not "long pig" ribs! Loved your story.
Kathleen about 10 years ago
That's absolutely hilarious and a great short story that I can see so clearly playing out in my head.