The red and blue armies faced off across the field of battle, awaiting the command to begin.
“Ready your weapons!” shouted the commanders, preparing to lead their men into the fray.
The soldiers raised their armaments, waiting.
“Prepare to engage!”
They braced themselves.
Screaming battle cries, they ran at each other, hearts thudding with adrenaline. They clashed in the middle, pounding and thrusting at each other.
They fought until the air was hazy, then both armies retreated.
“Okay!” yelled the triumphant red commander, plucking feathers from his hair. “We have the most intact pillows left! We win the kingdom!”