Charon
39 Tartarus Way, Underworld
Skills: boat driving, standing for long periods of time, customer service, conflict resolution, working with money, comfortable in perilous situations, public speaking, dark comedy
Work Experience:
Ferryman over the Rivers Styx and Acheron
From: Beginning of time
To: Present
Location: Walt Disney World Resort
Areas Interested in Working: Attractions
Why do you want to work for the Disney Company?
I believe that I would do well as a skipper at the Jungle Cruise because of my ferry driving experience and sense of humor. I work with a tough crowd, so I know what comedy works.
Sam Gray over 4 years ago
The part about location confused me- it might have helped my reading if you had added the clarifying detail that he is applying to Disney world somewhere earlier in the piece. The last entry about "Why do you want to work here" is the most entertaining piece of the application!