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"You have the right to remain online when questioned."

Cuffs pinch. "Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of public opinion. You also have the right to consult google before speaking to the police and to have a lawbot present during questioning."

They push your head down, stuffing you into their vehicle. "If you cannot afford a lawbot, one will be appointed to you."

"I know my rights perfectly well," you say.

The car steers itself as the cop checks his email. Who needs a lawbot? You have already processed the algorithm for escape.

6 comments add one below

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    Horrorshow almost 10 years ago

    Welcome to drablr.com, Mike!

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    Chris Walker almost 10 years ago

    Good one. Makes me nostalgic for the Stainless Steel Rat :)

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    Mike Arnzen almost 10 years ago

    High praise, Chris. Thank you!

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    D.M. about 9 years ago

    Wonderful rebuttal !

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    Mildred Achoch over 2 years ago

    It's funny how seven years later, this seems more and more like fact rather than fiction. A chilling and thought-provoking piece. Well done!

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    Mike Arnzen over 2 years ago

    Thanks Mildred! Appreciated.

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