Jimy Tells A Brief Anecdote

Ya see, me and Fredy were walking down south, see, next to the swamp, y'know? We was just foolin' around, taking potshots at squirrels and woodchucks n' such when Fredy calls me over an' says "Hey, look at this".

So I walks over and lo and behold, there's a briefcase. Just a briefcase. That's all.

First thing Fredy says is "Ya think there's money?"

We look at each other a moment. I say "Prolly not."

Fredy socks me, I sock him back, I kick him, I hit him with my baseball bat.

Fredy stop'd moving.

I open the case.

Underwear.