DIRT 1

A warning to all children: If you see a large hole sitting in the middle of a field, don't go near it. If you do, you are likely to fall in. If you fall in, you might land in a strange place.

Strange places mean adventure. And adventure can be very unhealthy for young children.

This is not a cautionary tale, though. In fact, it is much the opposite. It is about a young girl who did fall down a dark hole into a strange place, and the adventures she had.

And all because her name happened to be Dirt.