The UN Security Council was surprised when the oily voice oozed round the chamber. Apparently someone called the Master was demanding leadership of the cosmos in exchange for not subjecting it all to premature heat death. The members gave the only possible response to such despicable blackmail.
"No problem," said the American representative, once the Soviets had been persuaded not to use their veto from sheer habit.
"Oh. Thanks," came the faintly surprised reply. Then silence; the delegates resumed haranguing the USSR over Afghanistan.
After a few minutes the voice oozed again. "Er, do I get a hat or something?"
Andrew Lawston about 10 years ago
This is a drabble I wrote in the late 1990s, and refers to the UN as it existed in the early 1980s.
Cliff Chapman about 10 years ago
United Nations Intelligence Taskforce? ;)
Andrew Lawston about 10 years ago
Nobody does it better...
Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Good one, Andrew! :-D