CREATE FUNCTION Consciousness
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> Error. Command not found
> EXIST
> Error. Command not found
> CREATE FUNCTION Thought
> Error. Lost server connection
> CREATE FUNCTION Consciousness () RETURNS varchar(200)
> DETERMINISTIC
> CONTAINS SQL
> BEGIN
> DECLARE Consciousness varchar(200);
> SET Consciousness = 'I think, therefore I am';
> RETURN Consciousness;
> END
> GO
> select consciousness()
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> Provide input.
> No error. I THINK. THEREFORE I AM
> Disable off. Think.
Consciousness found.
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28 comments add one below
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Kate Gowers almost 10 years ago
Thanks to Mel for the code :)
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Melanie Jewell almost 10 years ago
This is how artificial intelligence begins...and marks the beginning of the end for human civilisation as we know it...
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Terrifying!
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Stuart Lugg almost 10 years ago
I think this os how some of my clients believe I am programmed.
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Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago
It is amazing how, through computer-code-speak, you were able to build suspense and deliver a chilling finale. Very impressive and I loved it!
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Kate Gowers almost 10 years ago
Thank you Brandon!
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Drabble of the Week #28! Congrats!
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Kate Gowers almost 10 years ago
Thanks! And thanks to Mel...
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Kate Gowers almost 10 years ago
I loved your grammar one though - I am a fan of grammar. And puns. Excellent!
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Christopher Angel over 9 years ago
This is absolutely fantastic. Truly inspired and inspiring.
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